MOST "CLEANING JOBS" SUCK. NOT THIS ONE.
Company: Suds & Spuds Cleaning Co.
Location: Charlottetown / Queens County (The Red Dirt Island)
Pay Scale: $21.00 – $27.00 / hour (True Leading Island Living Wage)
Hours: Monday to Friday, between 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM (With some weekends and the odd evening required when duty calls)
Position: Dust Bunny Assassin (The Ultimate Launch Pad Job)
WHO WE ARE
Let’s cut through the noise: we didn’t build Suds & Spuds Cleaning Co. because we spent our entire lives dreaming of scrubbing baseboards. We built this because our background is in high-performance coaching, and we are completely obsessed with human development.
We don't hire "employees." Well technically we do. But what we really do is draft high-velocity bad asses into an elite high growth squad. We pay a leading Island living wage because we value the human, not just the hands.
Whether your ultimate long-term dream is to be a doctor, a carpenter, an artist, or an ethical hacker (apparently it’s a thing), we want that for you too. We want to be the absolute best "launching pad" job you’ve ever had. We coach, mentor, and train our roster for their big lives ahead – because we know we might not be your forever workplace, and we want you to thrive wherever your path takes you. (And hey, if you love our vibe so much you want to stay and build a corporate leadership career with us as we scale, that’s cool too).
WHO WE ARE LOOKING FOR
We deploy synchronized, 2-person blitz teams that roll into luxury Island sanctuaries, execute our signature 69-Point Protocol with special-forces efficiency, and get the f*** out. We are looking for:
- The Hustlers: People with high internal drive who find intense satisfaction in doing a job flawlessly.
- The Veterans: Experienced cleaners who are tired of being treated like a disposable spreadsheet row by corporate cleaning companies.
- The Bestie-Duos: Got a best friend you want to work with? Apply together. Tactical operations are always better with a partner in crime.
- The System Ninjas: People who love a clear checklist, move with high velocity, and possess a "Hawk Eye" for detail.
WARNING: WHO WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR
To save us both a phone call, please do not apply if:
- You are looking for a lazy, low-effort "coasting" job to pass the time.
- You are a "willy-nilly winger" who hates following a strict operational system.
- You move slow enough that a homeowner might mistake you for an uninvited roommate.
- You think a streak on a stainless steel fridge is "close enough." It isn't. We shine faucets to Rihanna-level bright like a diamond.
WHY THIS ENGINE RULES
- Real Money: $21 to $27 an hour. Your hard work directly funds your big life goals. The more you make, the more the whole economy wins (When one Islander wins, we all win).
- Elite Fitness: Skip the expensive gym membership. Our high-velocity resets help you burn massive calories.
- High-Performance Coaching: Work directly with founders who care about your professional growth, time management, and mindset.
- Zero Hostage Situations: We work in ultra-fast, highly coordinated pairs. You are never stuck solo in a dark house for eight hours.
- Local Wins: Every clean features a local Island treat on the counter. We support the red dirt, period.
- Ultimate Fun: Not your typical cleaning job. We bring the good vibes and fun. If you’re into good vibes and fun. You’ll like it here
THE ULTIMATE GAUNTLET CHALLENGE
Think you’re weird enough and driven enough to hang with this Motley Crew?
Don't just email us a boring, generic resume text that you copied off Chat-GPT. We won’t read it anyway.
Instead, head straight to our website (link below) and fill out the Dust Bunny Assassin Application Form. Tell us where you land on our Perfectionist Scale, tell us your weirdest cleaning obsession, run the gauntlet, let us know what you value and let's see if you’re just weird enough to join this motley crew.
https://www.sudsandspuds.ca/jointheteam
To your beautiful future,
Meredith & Craig
Founders, Suds & Spuds
Pay: $21.00-$27.00 per hour
Benefits:
- Casual dress
- Flexible schedule
Work Location: In person
